Serving the Grants and Milan areas, and all of Northwestern New Mexico
600 State Hwy 605, Milan, NM 87021
Sunday Worship: - Holy Eucharist at 10:00 AM
Come worship with us!
Potluck last Sunday of every month!
Fellowship time following service
How to find us:
All Saints' is a growing and active congregation serving Milan and Grants, NM areas. While we are small congregation, we are mighty of heart. We invite you to visit our church on Sunday and stay afterwards for coffee and light refreshments.
For more information about our church or congregation , please call the church.
Bishop's Committee Members:
Robert Clark - Senior Warden/Bishop's Warden
Connie Dixon - Treasurer
Al Prewett - Clerk
Non Perishable food
for Grants Pantry
Robert Clark - Bishop's Warden
Church Phone (505) 285-5074
Satan Goes to Church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."